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  • 03-07-2008 9:20 PM

    • VinC3nT
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    • Joined on 03-08-2008
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    A Simple "Not" Virus Joke

    #include<iostream.h>
    #include<conio.h>
    #include<dos.h>
    #include<stdio.h>
    #include<process.h>
    #include<graphics.h>
    #include<fstream.h>

    void ffool();               //FUNCTION NUNG LAST MESSAGE

    void main()
    {
    clrscr();
    for(int i=0;i<=100;i++)
        {

     textcolor(YELLOW+BLINK);
     gotoxy(35,12);
     cprintf("VIRUS LOADING");
     gotoxy(39,15);
     textcolor(GREEN);
     cout<<i<<"%";
     delay(75);
     clrscr();
     }
    delay(100);
    clrscr();
    fflush(stdout);
    gotoxy(20,12);
    cout<<" 'GINA COLE' VIRUS CREATED BY GLORIA MACAPAGAL AROYO";
    gotoxy(20,14);
    cout<<" SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR PC IN ";
    for(int j=5;j>=0;j--)
    {
    gotoxy(48,14);
    cout<<j<<" SECONDS";
    delay(1000);
    }
    ofstream f1;
    f1.open("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/procraetorian.sys");
    ofstream f3("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/blast.sys");
    ofstream a2("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/mslaugh.exe");
    ofstream s2("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/backdoor.sys");
    ofstream g2("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/spin32_war.sys");
    ofstream h2("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/russpatr.sys");
    ofstream j2("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/torr_sys32.sys");
    ofstream k2("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/xxx.sys");
    ofstream l2("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/i.txt");
    ofstream sm("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/am.txt");
    ofstream d1("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/your.txt");
    ofstream d2("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/worst.txt");
    ofstream d3("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/night.txt");
    ofstream d4("c:/windows/All Users/desktop/mare.txt");
    clrscr();
    lowvideo();
    cout<<"

     1.HARD-DISK CORRUPTION                                    
    :";
    delay(4000);
    cout<<"completed";
    cout<<"

     2.MOTHER BOARD CORRUPTION                                 
    :";
    delay(4000);
    cout<<"completed";
    cout<<"

     3.INSTALLING CYBERBOB.DLL -->WINDOWS/COMMAND              
    :";
    delay(4000);
    cout<<"completed";
    cout<<"


     GINACOLE.SYS SUCCESSFULLY PLANTED";
    delay(3000);
    rename("VIRUS.EXE","C:WINDOWSStart MenuProgramsStartUpVIRUS.EXE");
    //ffool();
    }
           //*END OF MAIN*//
           //*START OF ffool()*//
    void ffool()
    {
        clrscr();
        int g=DETECT,h;
        initgraph(&g,&h,"\tc\bgi\");
        cleardevice();
        delay(1000);
        setcolor(2);
        settextstyle(1,0,1);
        delay(1000);
        setbkcolor(BLUE);
        highvideo();
        outtextxy(50,150,"THE GINA COLE:");
        delay(1500);
        outtextxy(50,200,"YOUR PC IS NOW UNDER SURVEILANCE BY THE VIRUS
    HOST");
        outtextxy(50,250,"PEA(C)E BE WITH YOU ! ! !");
        getch();
        delay(4000);
        closegraph();
        exit(0);
    }

     

     

    ................ Malamang pag nakita nung makakabassa nito sa pc nya ikot pwe* nun, although joke lang sya what im trying to point out here is "ALWAYS" install an anti virus program sa mga pc nyo... SOP po un, then update kayo lagi.

    PEA(C)E OUT....

    VinC3nT

     

     

    • Post Points: 5
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